bulletproofandbadass:

just be skinnier, please.





Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don’t know, can you? Me: When I was using “can” I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you’d know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

lolthefunniest:

teacher:

other kids:

me:



(Source: danielzrotfl)



hazeltonss:

(by Maxwell Tomlinson)

Wishing I wasn’t human…





Anonymous asked:
i love you.

Awes, i love you too.







miss Steph.

jennilee:

aperture 8 (1965) and d867 (1967) - giulio paolini
from rolu